Crybabies R us

Joe "You lie!" Wilson nearly wet his pants on camera while apologizing to the White House.

Keep acting out like some grandstanding teabagger, asshole. Just keep talking. You'll get taken to the woodshed again and again, while your party circles the drain.

The difference between the image of resistance and the reality, right there, baby.

Phil Gingrey is a psychotic cowardly pandering asshole

Phil Gingrey is a psychotic cowardly pandering asshole. He thinks it's perfectly OK for people to bring guns to Presidential events.

If "patriots" had brought guns to public events by that sociopath Bush or that pants-wetting torture-fantasist Cheney, they would have been blown away by the Praetorian Guard before they ever got within a mile of the venue.

Why again isn't it happening to these nuts?

Thought for the day: guns at town halls = cowardice

Thought for the day:

Anybody who thinks he can only make his "point" by bringing an automatic weapon to a political meeting, discussion, or rally is copping to the fact that he hasn't got the guts, brains, or vocabulary to stand up for his opinions without it.

Anybody toting a gun to a public event is a grandstanding, balls-shriveled coward.

[Updated to add]
Rachel Maddow agrees; calls it "Guns 'n' Poses"

The Big Dog!

He's a compulsive, infantile, egomaniac and he can't keep his dick in his pants.

And he's still more competent than that sociopathic little monster the Rehnquist anointed President in 2000.

They hated Clinton for the same reasons that the teabaggers hate Obama: they hate someone can be a compulsive, infantile, promiscuous egomaniac, or a cool, cerebral, overconfident, "community organizer", and still be more competent than they are.

Why they really hate Obama? He's the offspring of a single parent who got through Harvard Law School on sheer brains and balls, and he's a BLACK MAN. He instantly gives the lie to all the comfortable Fox News that the low-information voters tell themselves: as I said to my buddy Coop, to the wingnut base, "it's always somebody else's fault."

Jon Stewart, as always, nails it:

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After 8 years of Junior's incompetent sabre-rattling, and a downward spiral of worsening hazard b/w USA and extremist regimes around the globe, in 30 hours the Big Dog reverses the course of US/N Korea relations and wins release of journalists Laura Lee and Euna Ling.

Incredible slideshow from Talking Points Memo.

I love the sound of wingnut heads exploding in the morning. It sounds like...VICTORY.

They're losing

Public forum in Maine, pro/anti- legalization of gay marriage. All the usual wingnut objections raised, and then this man stood up to speak:

an 86 year-old World War II veteran addressed the committee. He explained how he had served in Patton's Third Army, took part in the Battle of the Bulge, and was among the forces that liberated Paris. His wife died in 1992. They had four children, one of whom is gay. In a halting, raspy voice trembling with emotion, he said:

"American freedom and equality made this a nation worth dying for. We must have equal rights for everyone. That’s what this nation is all about. My wife and I did not raise our four sons with the idea that three of them would have full rights and one, who happens to be gay, would be left out."

I hope those "defenders of American values", at that moment, felt their alleged "souls" shriveling up like potato chips.

This man went through the winter of '44-'45 in the Ardennes Forest.

Sacrifice, anyone?

Hillary bitch-slaps Mike Pence (R-Indiana)

"Oh, that's right! You're irrelevant!!

As Olbermann put it:

"Oh, that's right! You're irrelevant!"

Ambinder nails the "Party of...uh...No?"

Ambinder nails it:

Even while some of Obama's signature policies are viewed with healthy skepticism, Republicans are still splashing around in a fetid wading pool.

Ooo, snap!

Bush Liberry faces uphill battle

SMU Provost and Regents fought to get the Bush II Library. Now they're having trouble raising funds for a "library" and think-tank intended to whitewash the career of the most incompetent, criminal, and hated President in the past 100 years?

Imagine that.

Bush Faces Tough Time Raising Library Funds

Gangsters, not patriots

Those who are bombing and killing British soldiers in Ulster in order to try to arrest the peace process:

They profit from suffering, and they know that peace leaves them no room.

They're gangsters, not patriots.

Another hater loses his tax-free sinecure...

Mayor who sent White House watermelon e-mail resigns:

Los Alamitos, CA Mayor Dean Grose has announced that he will be stepping
down from his position on March 2, after sending an “e-mail picture depicting
the White House lawn planted with watermelons under the title ‘No Easter egg
hunt this year.’” One recipient, local businesswoman and community volunteer
Keyanus Price, who is also African-American, said that she was “horrified” when
she received the e-mail on Sunday, and replied, “Not all black people like
watermelon… you should know better than that.” Grose wrote back, “The way things are today, you gotta laugh every now and then. I wanna see the coloring
contests.” Grose has since apologized, saying the picture was never meant to
offend anyone “from the standpoint of the African-American race.”

No, of course not.

One less hater with a tax-free parachute:

James Dobson resigns as Focus on the Family chairman:

Today, James Dobson told Focus on the Family’s 950 employees that he was
stepping down is chairman of the organization he founded more than three decades
ago. The move is part of “a succession plan” to relinquish control over the
group. Dobson will, however, “continue to host Focus on the Family’s flagship
radio program, write a monthly newsletter and speak out on moral issues.” The
group has been suffering from financial troubles after spending $600,000 to
defeat marriage equality in California, recently laying off approximately 150
staffers.

He's a hater. But at least he's lost that platform.

Obstructionist Republican glee

To the House and Senate Republicans who think they can once again hornswoggle the electorate into voting against their own best interests, who think they can in fact persuade working-class folks to finance the multi-millionaire golden parachutes of their K Street lobbyist partners in crime, we say this:

Bring it, you mothers:



Just fucking bring it, and see how you and your party and your beyond-corrupt special interests go down in flames. You want "class war"? We'll give you class war:

We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing-grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender.

You think you can take this man down, amid the massive political capital that his flat stone leadership has garnered him? So be it: keep thinking that.

Game on, you motherfuckers.

Only 50 years late

Only fifty fucking years late:

Seeger vs. Board of Ed Ends in an Apology

Nearly 50 years after the San Diego school district demanded that Pete Seeger sign an anti-Communism oath before performing in a high school auditorium, the school board has apologized to Mr. Seeger, The Associated Press reported.

'Bout fuckin' time, eh?

Just as the Mahatma said: "First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win."

I'm just glad that Grandpa Pete is still around to sing at this President's inauguration:

Unholy glee

Just heard a report on NPR this morning, en route to the cross-trainer, describing Biden's recent statement to NATO members that the Obama Administration (just typing those words makes me think of the wingnut heads that must explode across the country when they even hear it) wanted to "hit the re-set button" on foreign policy.

And can I just cop to the sense of unholy glee I get when I arrive in the Rec Center's parking lot and see the occasional GMC Tahoe or gigantic pickup truck with the kill-opposing-traffic grill guard or fuckin' Hummer with the (now-peeling) "McCain-Palin" bumper sticker that the nimrod driving is still proudly sporting (as opposed to the frat kids, who were equally fervent McC-P supporters but got rid of the bumper stickers or yard sticks on or before Nov 4, because they are so unaccustomed to and embarassed by being, for fucking once, on the losing side), and I see the fading bumper sticker on the obscene gas-guzzling badly-designed piece of Detroit iron being driven by some asshole who thinks that "buy Amurkin" means we have to put up with whatever careless, greedy, incompetent (social or technical) engineering the oligarchs chose to inflict upon us, and I think, with blissful, unholy glee, "Yeah, motherfucker...and your guys lost! How's that whole 'dignity in defeat' thing working out for you? Whaddya think Rush would have to say about that!"

I am some jeezly glad that we have finally got some competent, confident, intelligent grownups in charge, instead of the wet-dreaming draft-dodging, tax-avoiding, Jack-Bauer-fellating scumbags who have been. Oh, and isn't great the way that Junior, the "knowing lion" that Franks of Arizona called him (really, what deeply silly people), has emerged as such a magisterial post-Presidency figure?

Where the fuck is that little bastard? Disappearing into a bottle in his gated Preston Hollow mansion with all the rest of them, most likely. Whatever, it's better than he deserves.

Moles be gone

All ur gays are belong to us:

Obama Justice Department Re-Hires Attorney Fired By Goodling Because Of Lesbian Rumor

In October 2006, Leslie Hagen, who was working as the liaison between the Justice Department and the U.S. attorneys’ committee on Native American issues, was informed that despite her “outstanding” job performance reviews, her contract would not be renewed. In April 2008, NPR reported that the Justice Department was investigating whether Hagen was fired after a rumor reached former Justice Department official Monica Goodling that she was a lesbian.

When the DoJ Inspector General report on Goodling was released in July 2008, it concluded that Goodling was motivated by Hagen’s perceived sexual orientation and “that Goodling’s actions violated Department policy and federal law, and constituted misconduct.”

Last night, however, NPR reported the good news that thObama Justice Department has re-hired Hagen for her the old position.

Monica Goodling was the Bob Jones University-"trained" DOJ type whose chief claim to fame was her Kristallnacht-caliber willingness to target anybody not sufficient "loyal" to the Shrub. "Limited immunity" ain't the same as blanket immunity; hope you're socking money away into that defense fund!

Failure

Maybe, on the last morning, at the last press conference, of his criminal regime, the magnitude of his criminal failure, his epic betrayal of the ideals of the most powerful office in the world, the nation with the most profound potential for good in the history of the globe, finally hit him:



Maybe.

Or just he was feeling sorry for himself, being "blamed" for mistakes that were "everyone else's fault."

Old-school beatdown...

...In a Chicago stylee:

Obama Plans Media Blitz

President Obama will give sit-down interviews with all the major networks today, according to Hollywood Reporter. "Obama will talk separately with the anchors of ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN and Fox News Channel at the Oval Office on Tuesday. The networks will air their interviews over the course of the afternoon and the early evening." Obama is expected to make the case for his economic stimulus package.

I am glad that the rump Republican caucus of fanatics, morons, and criminals in the House voted 100% against Obama's stimulus package. Because, enjoying record high popularity for an incoming President, he is going to get four to five hours of face time on five different television networks to make the case for why he's right and they're wrong.

The Mitch McConnells and John Boehners of the Permanent Republican Minority simply do not understand the magnitude of the beat-down they are about to receive as a result of their brain-dead obstructionism.

They are, evidently, completely incapable that the world is "changed, changed utterly."

Bush's elective war and its toll

About 1 Million Killed, 4.5 Million Displaced, 1-2 Million Widows, 5 Million Orphans.

War crimes, baby. Indictments. There are no punishments sufficient for their criminality.

Toast

Dried, withered, burnt-up toast. And they don't even know it yet

And the best that "Big John," the junior Senator from Texas, can come up with is a campaign ad that makes him sound like a badly-monickered gay porn star.

Keep voting down the stimulus, you windbag. Keep asking "where's the money coming from?" Keep pandering to the worst, most paranoid, ignorant, and fearful aspects of your shrinking constituency.

You're fucking toast.