Monday, November 3, 2008

If Tracy Flick (from Election) both anchored a network and ran for VP

This is the kind of "Mean Girls" shit that ensues when you have an entire mass-media, and an entire campaign for Vice President of the United States of America, run as if it were a "class president" election in Napoleon Dynamite:
Palin Blows Off Fox News, Lies About Agreeing To Appear With Megyn Kelly»

Last week, Fox News host Megyn Kelly complained that Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AZ) hadn’t done enough interviews on Fox. “She has yet to do any Fox daytime. She has not gone on this broadcast. She hasn’t gone on Fox and Friends. She hasn’t done Brit Hume’s show,” Kelly said. Days later, Kelly announced that Palin had finally granted her an interview to be aired today at 9am.

This morning, however, Kelly announced that Palin had backed out at the last minute, less than 24 hours before their scheduled 10-minute sit-down on Sunday:

Now on Friday, we promised you an interview with Gov. Sarah Palin. We did that because the McCain camp promised us, after weeks of negotiating, that the governor would sit down with me in Ohio on Sunday. On Saturday, less than 24 hours before the interview, the McCain camp canceled, saying that the the governor would not meet with us after all. They claimed that the governor suddenly did not have any time over the coming 72 hours to make good on her agreement of a 10-minute sit-down. We apologize for the McCain camp breaking its word. Our viewers certainly deserve better.
Fox fucking News complaining about somebody else "breaking their word"?!? The network of Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, and Sean Hannity? Ann Coulter's second home? Jerome Corsi's enablers? Are you fucking kidding me?!?

You remember what happened to the bully in A Christmas Story when Ralphie was finally fed up, and turned on him? He got his nose bloodied and started to cry, didn't he?

Megyn...what happened to your BFF?

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